Tuesday, September 16, 2014

10 Reasons Why I DON'T Want To Be Filthy Rich

1. Discounts and sales promotions will no longer be exciting.

2. I'd never have a dream car, since they would all be reality.

3. Completely ruins the fun of lotteries.

4. My daughter would be a spoiled piece of shit excuse of a human.

5. My wife would be a spoiled piece of shit excuse of a human.

6. Lony would be really fat.

7. Philanthropy would be my only salvation, and that's just so not me.

8. I'd never know if I have any real friends.

9. I'd have to pay absurd amounts of tax.

10. If I converted all my money into 10 sen coins, the weight would crush me to death.