1. Discounts and sales promotions will no longer be exciting.
2. I'd never have a dream car, since they would all be reality.
3. Completely ruins the fun of lotteries.
4. My daughter would be a spoiled piece of shit excuse of a human.
5. My wife would be a spoiled piece of shit excuse of a human.
6. Lony would be really fat.
7. Philanthropy would be my only salvation, and that's just so not me.
8. I'd never know if I have any real friends.
9. I'd have to pay absurd amounts of tax.
10. If I converted all my money into 10 sen coins, the weight would crush me to death.